Barbie photoshoot!

POSTING BARBIE PICTURES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IS FREAKY...

HAHAHAHAHA.

Just went to clean up the cupboards and started playing my childhood favourite hobby.

BARBIE.

Oh man, i played it for 3 hours.

And i started dressing them up with different themes and posting them here.

Gosh, my barbie is so hot and pretttty!

Remember when i was k2 i got third for a drawing contest.

and received $20 popular vouchers.

i actually swopped it with the below barbie.

it was the latest one and the newest one i have now.

btw, i used to have 9 barbies(forgot if it includes the ken guy) and a whole lot of barbie clothes.

LETS START WITH THE PHOTOSHOOT!
(btw, the backgrounds are really terrible)

NAUGHTY HOTTIE!
(the naughtiest and skimpiest clothes my barbie has.)

this is a different barbie. above are her original clothes and accessories.

PINKY NERD

BLUE PRINCESS!

HER SHOES!

(one of my favourites!)

okay, this is her whole look, if you cannot imagine the shoes and dress together.

(without crown)

SEXIEST MARKET SHOPPER EVER.

hahahahaha i tried to make her hair puffier by tying the two side hair together below the rest of her hair.(:

sometimes, with a guy beside makes the picture nicer.(:

PARTY FASHIONISTA!

okay, i totally dont know what this theme should be.

maybe, MAID?

SLEEPING WEAR!

GORGEOUS BRIDE!!

Aw, i love her shoes.

a guy should make the picture more appropriate(:

nowadays, ladies always wear guy's clothes.

thats the fashion now(:

so is barbie fashion! hahahaha.

anyway, quote from my second sis:

IS THIS LIKE AFTER SEX??

OH THIS IS MY SIS'S FASHION DESIGN.

she dressed her up after taking my barbie away. ):

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

quote from my second sis again:

THIS IS CAO AH LIAN CAMWHORING!

SWEETIE PIE!

below are the original clothes for my barbie(:

if you flip the tube and skirt,
it becomes like that.(below)
the chair is the accessory with the hairdryer to highlight her hair(:
cool right? btw, her hair has not been highlighted yet!

-------------------------END OF BARBIE VIEWING-------------------------

;)

ms sia, band, holiday, roy leave

SHINGZ MS SIA TODAY!

oh man, she chased me out of the room!
oh please. i know i cannot play low F and high F.
but i can play the song what!
maybe its not too well.
but.. i think its ok!
you havent even hear me play how can you chase me out?!?!?!?!?!
oh gosh, lucky i wasnt sad enough to cry.(:
pity joan.
too much stress le la!
ms sia shoots all the insulting bullets at her like 100/min.
and please get the facts right.
i only missed ONE holiday prac ok!
i can choose not to come today but i still came!
i reached singapore at 12 plus in the midnight.
which she is probably sleeping.
i slept at 4 which she is probably dreaming.
oh goodness.
pissed pissed.
i had flu, slight sore-throat and quite a bit of headache!
and plus her bullets.
I FEEL THAT BAND(especially ms sia) IS TAKING MY LIFE AWAY BIT BY BIT EVERY BAND PRAC!

ok. enough band.
i need to take a good look at singapore.
my home.
and bid china goodbye.

oh man, this trip has been fulfiling and fun.
so many things i've learnt.
i've now preferred to pee in clean squat toilets than dirty sit toilets.
singapore has been so clean and advanced, all the toilets are clean sit ones.
but not like china.
cos i went to all the mountain areas (all the see sceneries one) so most of the toilets are like.
totally, 100 percent no sit.
even the hotel there. toilet is squat one.
so there was a night. we were travelling in the bus.
and almost everyone was dead urgent and need to release themselves.
and there was no toilets around.
so... we had to pee on the roadside.
HAHA NO JOKING!
all the guys damn funny can.
my dad, bro, cousin and others was like standing towards the semi-frozen river and releasing.
hhahahahaha FUNNY TTM SIGHT!
and the girls.
all the aunties got umbrellas.
so they had to cover with a lot of umbrellas.
hahaha very funny too!
lucky i wasnt so urgent.
was sitting in the bus laughing. hahahahaha.
that was probably the most memorable experience in this trip.
and for the first 5/6 days, it was all scenery viewing.
until then we went to chengdu.
and chengdu had very little sight-seeing.
only like some old shopping streets and the panda zoo(something like that)
AW. PANDAS ARE CUTE.
AND IF YOU REALISE.
ONLY CHINA SELLS PANDA (TOY) PRODUCTS.
cos i just realised you need some kind of permittion to sell panda products.
so trombone should really treasure your panda chains.

OH AND THE FOOD IN CHENGDU IS SUPERB.
the whole table was probably filled with delicacies.
GREAT FOOD.

AND CHUNXI ROAD IN CHENGDU IS JUST LIKE ORCHARD ROAD.
but you can bargain a bit there.
if its not fixed price.
its such a great shopping place!!!
and taxi from there to hotel is only RMB13!
S$2.60!!!
CHEAP TTM!
HOW I WISH SINGAPORE PRODUCTS CAN BE AS CHEAP!!

oh and for the last few days of the trip.
competed TAPTAP REVENGE 2 with my sis and cousins.
I WON ALMOST ALL.
like out of 10 matches against my older male cousin, he won maybe 1?
hahahahahaha. okay, maybe 2 la.
and i won my sis too!
WAHAHAHA.
"I think you are a born tap tap girl."
Quote from my older male cousin.

so anyone wanna compete me just let me know ok!
i enjoy playing!
hahahahaha.

Roy's leaving today.
My sis will miss you!
Bon voyage! (:

Jessica Lim(shall put in english)
aka Just Sickening. (8 years old cousin gave me this nickname) (:

♥ ♥ ♥ HOT GUYS WITH EYELINERS ♥ ♥ ♥

BEWARE.

REALLLYYYY HOT GUYS BELOW.

MY NO. 1 LOVE!! ♥ ♥ ♥

WHY IS IT THAT GUYS WITH EYELINERS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE CHARMING??? ;)

CIP TODAY!((:

Translate worries and anxieties into gratitude and thanksgiving.
-Priest said during Homily


OOH!
I HATE MY SUNBURNS!!!
THEY HURT LIKE CRAZY!
even when the bathing tower touches my skin, it feels like i am melting due to ridiculously hot temperature!
and somehow, i feel like I AM SET ON FIRE!!!)));
oh no.
just hope it heels before section outing and hailuogou trip.
if not i will just die of pain.
)));


ok. now back to morning.
had cip at amk lib.
nicey huixuan came to keep me accompany.((:

big white ball and we.

2 new friends! NOT the 2 mysterious ones!(read on to know what i talking about)

nicey nicey her.
she came at 1 and left at 3.15.
and my shift is 1 to 4.
so she practically pei me for the whole shift.
did the STUPIDEST cip ever.
E-NOTIFICATION.
SHITTEST EVER ACTIVITY.
but luckily, 2 other mysterious girls came to take over my shift.
like.. WTH?!?! HELLO! MY SHIFT IS FROM 1 TO 4.
STATED CLEARY ON THE PAPER.
and these two girls are definitely too late or too early.
BUT WHO CARES.
then huixuan asked me go ask that 'dinosaur' woman(i call her that. and then all the volunteers call her that:P) to let the two girls take over then i go do the wellwishes(((:
WELLWISHERS SEEM MORE FUN AND INTERESTING.
so YAY. I CHANGED DUTY!
LUCKY LUCKY!!!
yeah, and so. took this huge white ball walking around asking people to write wishes and nice words to singapore for the coming of 2010!!
well, most of the writings came from me, huixuan and the other volunteers;D
hahahahahaha. cheat one we.
but there were still nice people that are willing to write.
OH AND TALKING TO THIS.
I CANT STAND WHY SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO REJECT WRITING ON THE BALL!
like, HELLO YOU ARE A SINGAPOREAN LIVING IN SINGAPORE.
NOW ASK YOU TO WRITE LITTLE BIT ON THAT CUTE BALL ALSO CANNOT.
WHAT KIND OF SINGAPOREAN ARE YOU MAN?!?!?!?!
gosh. pissed off.


ok chillax.
yes, and there was this CUTE ang moh girl.
with her mum and younger bro.
that ang moh brother was like, attached to a string.
and the mum was pulling him around LIKE A DOG(according to huixuan)
SO MEAN RIGHT.
but i can understand. ang moh boys can be reallly naughty at times/:
yeah and they were speaking..... french? spanish? some other language that i totally dont understand??
but i can see that little girl REALLY ATTRACTED to the white ball on my hand.
her angelic eyes like following the ball wherever i bring it to.
but i dont know if they can understand english, so never dared to ask her write.
so SOON, filled up the ball with well wishes.
and went to the SUPER SECRETIVE AND INTERESTING activity room.
it is like a glass wall room, so people from outside can see what you doing inside.

failed attempt(too bright) of taking pic of me and huge white ball.

yeah and this staff came in ask me to pump all the balls with air.
so i spent the last half another of my cip to pump them.(:
and i realised that that ang moh family was going home!
they peeked into the activity room and saw me with their favourite white balls.
so they waved at me!!!((((:
hahahaha. quite pleasant.;D

ALL THE BALLS I PUMPED! (:

another failed attempt. wanted to put the balls in a 'JY' shape.

OH AND WENT TO MISS CLARITY CAFE TODAY!

cutest and prettiest cafe ever!!!

check out the fabulous menu cover! <3

SCANS ON SCHOOL AND BAND(:

Just went to dig up all my Sec one books and papers.
Realised my this honeymoon year has been really fast and amazing..

SCHOOL.

i hate poems, really. but this one is unique and adorable(:

________________________________________________________________

BAND.

look at what joannah, chengmei, joan and shiying wrote in my band noteband at the beginning of the year! GOSH, THEY ARE SOOO CUTE(:

Page one.

Page two.

and i realised that qixuan wrote me this piece of scales notes. oh, how sweet.
but i dont wanna post it here in case other people steal. HAHA.
can see how terrible i was last time that she has to write that for me.
ONLY FOR ME(((:
cos i was the ONLY ONE THATS LOUSY.
okay, satistfied? :P
haha. looks like band has a reallly deep impact on my life.
3 more years to go. 3 more POPs to go.
oh man, i hate POPs..)):
well. lets not think about it. treasure them now rather than to regret when they are gone..


i love band(:

PHOTOSHOP(((:

HAIZ.
yuhui is flying tomorrow!
i will miss her man!
no more chit-chatting on the phone, msn and in person):
my chat-o-meter is gonna drop soooooooo much.))))):

oh right.
today.
had squad gathering to make the souvenirs for cca fair!(:
YAY CCA FAIR!
GOSH. I AM GONNA PLAY.
GOSH I AM SO EXCITED.
I THINK I AM THE MOST EXCITED ONE IN THE SQUAD.
definitely the UBER MOST EXCITED ONE in the greys section.
look, mel, she probably wont be excited.
maybe she would. but she is overseas.
never talk for sooo long.
so dont know if she excited or not.
next, hx, she is the most NOT EXCITED one.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
LOOK. FIRST TIME PLAYING IN THE BAND!!!!
BAND UNIFORM!
GOSH. SO GREAT!
and she isnt happy about it. ):
lastly, yuhui. oh please.
she perform dunno how many thousand times.
she wont be as excited as me.
yes. so. i am the one((((((((((:

YAY YAY YAY YAY.
♥我的第一次♥
hahahahaha.

AND MY SIS BROUGHT ME TO THIS WEBSITE TO PHOTOSHOP OUR HAIR!
its like. you got to put your face into another person's hair!
and it was difficult to find my suitable one. (they had sooo many selections!)
though the outcome was really not suitable to my asian face):
its a blonde!
HAHAHAHA.
AND I LOOK LIKE SOME HOMOSEXUAL GAY.
EWWW. GROSS BUT SO FREAKING FUNNNNY!
and i am still convincing myself i look pretty!
THINKING OF WHETHER TO POST THAT PIC...
IT LOOKS TERRRRRIBLE SOMEHOW!
hahahahahah! come ask me personally ba.
i will sure show you my PRETTY, FUNNY, BLONDE-HAIRED PICTURE!
and i have make up too!
COMPUTER IS SOOOO ADVANCED.
put make up also can.
BUT I AM JUST ANGRY WHY THEY CANT MAKE A PERSON'S NOSE SLIMMER!
I REALLY NEED THAT FUNCTION!
HAHAHA.
(((:

SEMBAWANG SHOPPING CENTRE!!

Went with Yuhui to SSC!
(band colours)
gosh. it was my first time going there can.
went to popular get my books.
then went to shop for the souveniers materials for cca fair..
didnt get anything first.
because we wanted to go daiso first.
but yuhui was hungry!
so went to Kopitiam to eat!
U-mian.
ooh. uber delicious!
then went to Giant to get fruit juices! ;D
walk and talk and drink.
and LAUGH.
haha with me.
she can always laugh(:
then went to daiso.
with that trolley pushing nowhere.
oh, i regretted taking that trolley along.
makes me look like some aunty):
and yuhui was laughing at me for following behind with that trolley!!! ):<
then we got some reallly cute pegs.
yeah, next stop. back to popular.
bought colour papers, paper clips and glue.
then i went to see the cute Pop Kids files.
SO CUTE. GOT GIRAFFE, BEAR, HIPPO AND ELEPHANT!
SO ADORABLE LIKE ME;D
was probably looking at it for like 30 minutes.
screaming at every new cute thing i see.
OH AND WE GOT A CRAZY IDEA.
since they have 4 designs,
lets get one for each of the greys.
SENIORS WILL BE JEALOUS!
wait. will they?
WHO CARES.
"I AM BUYING!"
thats what i thought at that moment.
but on the next, i look at the price and shattered that thought.
"maybe they will get it for themselves" i smiled.

and at the moment where yh and me were chatting happily, the files on the shelves were practically falling onto the floor.
we had some trouble putting them back /:
and for one second they stayed on the shelf.
"RUN!" YH SHOUTED INTO MY HEAR.
we dashed out of the FILES section.
HAHAHAHA.
LAUGHING ALL AWAY!

OH RIGHT. TIME TO GO HOME.
TOOK 980.
PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
(if possible) I AM NEVER GONNA TAKE 980 EVERRRRR AGAIN!

this was what happened:
first. board the bus. happily found a seat next to a lady.
then. the lady alighted.
i sat alone on the outside seat.
next stop. more bangla(indians :P) came into the bus.
i felt awkward. luckily no bangla wanted to sit next to me.
cos probably they scared they touch me then i scream or something.
ok. next stop. more bangla came in.
still empty! the seat beside me.
ok next stop. MORE BANGLA CAME IN!
I AM STILL SITTING ALONE!
NEXT NEXT NEXT STOP!
A HUGGGGGE BUNNNNNCH OF BANGLAS CAME IN!
SQUEEZING THE WHOOOLE BUS WITH TAMIL!
OH GOSH.
OH GOSH.
I GET SO AGGITATED NOW.

CHILLAX!

okay. back to my normal self.
oh man, i am mean. sorry for being racis!
ok then. this bangla guy sat next to me.
this bangla guy sit in front of me.
this bangla guy sat behind me.
AND THERE WERE A LOT OF BANGLAS STANDING BESIDE MY SEAT TOO!!!!!
): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):
"I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!"
i thought. i felt super uneasy.
those banglas that came from different stops actually chat with each other!
I DIDNT KNOW THAT ALL THE BANGLAS CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER EVEN IF THEY DONT KNOW EACH OTHER!
HOWWW FRIENDLY!

and totally.
totally. whole bus filled with that language!
at when i was about to alight.
i took a tiny breath.
and shouted EXCUSE ME!
then FINALLY.
the banglas around heard and make way for me to SQUEEZE through to the door.
next moment...
YAY I AM OUT!
THE AIR IS SOOO FRESH!
(oh no! i am super uber mean! i am SO SORRY to all the black people in the world! i dont mean to insult your race!)

okay.
so i got back home.
YAY. (((:

TROMBONE ON MY PILLOW CASE!

LOOK AT THAT!
I JUST REALISED THERE IS A TROMBONE ON MY PILLOW CASE!
WAHAHAHA! SO ADOORABLE!

Have been using it for years and only till now i realised it has always been below my head.

Oh well, years ago i dont even know whats a trombone!

FATE LA! (;

BAND TODAY 5 PEOPLE ONLY!

CAN YOU BELIEVE I SURVIVED TODAY?
it was band
WITHOUT GREENS
WITHOUT JANE
WITHOUT YUHUI

gosh. i almost wanted to run away back home crying.
FROM THE MIGHTY 11 PEOPLE.
NOW LEFT WITH 5.
AND 3 ARE REALLY NOT EXPERIENCED ONES.
but it just went well.
ms sia didnt really scold us.
she merely just told us whats wrong and stuff like that.
she said i didnt count!
MAYBE I DIDNT.
MAYBE.
hmm.
GREAT.
YUHUI JUST TOLD ME THERE ARE BAND RIBBONS(i dont need, i have short hair.): ) AND BAND SOCKS!(you sure there are band socks???)

.

.

.

5

minutes

passed

.

.

.

OKAY. JUST CONFIRMED THERE ARE NO BAND SOCKS!
yay.
if not so ma fan!
OH NO. HAVENT BUY BAND SHOES YET!
ANOTHER SUM OF $$$!

ahh. a really tired day.
sensing something amiss coming on.
oh no oh no.

1st dec.

I always believe that smiling can save me from all those troubles.
but hmmm. i just realised it can only make me feel better.
but its not helping others.
maybe i should think of other ways.
i think i should talk.
but..
oh well.
we'll see how.(:

is it because of me??
i hope not.

band today.
it was fine.
joan was pretty funny.
that was this part mr ong asked us to play 2 bars before...
Me: (letter) O
Mr Ong: O
so practically i already knew mr ong gonna say o.
and then he said retard.
OH PLEASE HE MEANT RETARDANDO!
and joan was like,"Ha, he say you retard."

the innocent me took it for real until yuhui told me that he meant retardando.
STUPID!
*hit my head*

i am still deciding whether i should go band on the 29th.
cos i am coming back on that day.
and dunno if i can make it.
i will be dead tired.

i am waiting for next year to come.
not looking forward to sec 2 life.
but to my little red ones.
oh i meant juniors.
yes, i guess i will be super uber friendly to them.
repaying it to my seniors for treating me nicely too.
I AM GONNA BE A SENIOR.
perhaps a lousy one but STILL A SENIOR.
OLDER THAN THEM!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SO EXCITED!!!!
i hope they can blend well with us la.
and i hope next year we can be closer to the greens and whites and reds.
dont later greens whites and red can mix but the greys are like..
NOT INSIDE THE BLENDING THING.

and i hate myself for always saying the wrong thing.
always regretting only after i say it.
DAMN ME.
I AM SINCERELY SAYING I AM SORRY HERE.
i realised maybe because of my words might make you dislikes me???
I HOPE NOT THOUGH.

OK. I SHALL END IT OFF HERE..
GOSH. 18 DAYS.
18 DAYS TO HAI LUO GOU, CHINA.
IT'S GONNA BE SO FREAKING COLD!!!
SNOWING.
WHITE CHRISTMAS.
HERE I COME!!
HO HO HO!
;D

Jiayi